26 April, 2006

Annette Visits the Funeral Parlour

Oh, Annette Funicello! Why do you haunt us so?

All day long "Pineapple Princess" has been echoing through the Funeral Parlour, so we've been spending most of our time in the Garage. Although we've had plenty of clients come back, as far as we know Annette never passed through our doors. Ya never know, though. Her mouse-on-Ritalin voice has a strangely hypnotic quality about it that I've never noticed before. Disturbing.

Yew.

08 April, 2006

Slow Starts

Wow, off to an even slower start than normal, here at the Garage. But we like slow starts, keeps us in business. Nobody ever brought their machine to the Garage because it started too quickly.

And not many people like rushing in the Funeral biz, either.

Yew.